Sunday, September 30, 2007

Impeach the bastards already!

ok, so technically they're not bastards...


Dear President Pelosi:

We do not want to Change The Debate, we want you to quit debating. We do not want to Redeploy The Troops, we want to bring them home. We do not want to Limit The Mission, we want to kill it dead. We already know who whom to hold accountable for the war. We already know who the obstructionists are.

Stop. Pointing. Fingers.

Like the man said:

Democrats Were Charged To End A War, Not Start One
by Mike Gravel




Anonymous said...

Who's next in line of succession?

hipparchia said...

after pelosi? i don't know.

back when i was reading up on it, whether we could impeach them both at once, speaker of the house is as far down the ladder as i bothered to look. i still liked pelosi back then, so i didn't really want to know, to tell you the truth.

Anonymous said...

Looks like president Robert Byrd. And if he's no good, next after him is Condi.

hipparchia said...

i would dearly love for the next president to be an african-american woman. it's a real shame condi decided to go over to the dark side.

as for robert byrd, michelle malkin disses him so that's a point in his favor, but it's not enough of one to overcome any of his other faults that i can see. and actually, she's not really decrying the man himself, she's just using him to bash democrats.

Anonymous said...

Do you have documentary evidence that they are not bastards? Have you personally seen the appropriate marriage licenses and birth certificates? Do you even know if they exist?

Tsk, tsk. So typical of a liberal, jumping to conclusions without any proof at all.

hipparchia said...

i'm a bastard. i can look deep into their eyes and tell whether they're one of us or not. plus, i can do this over the internet. infallibly.